EULOGY

“We think he’s in bed.”
Spoke the fish blue and red.
“We think that we saw his
Round, balding head.”

“Or he just took a trip,
And gave us the slip.
Oh the places he’ll go
On sliptrippity ship.”

“You Whos are confused
Like Private Snafu.
You’ve spent too much time
At the river in Nool.”

“Haven’t you heard
Or haven’t you read.
The great Ted is dead!”
The hatted cat said.