THE MONK AND THE FRAT BOY OR ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI MEETS BERNIE THE PHI PSI
he is bald
or of it just shy
he dons a cap
it says Phi Psi
his garb is Gap
plush and bright
his just cloth
worn and brown
he chats with the birds
and the sky
he talks with hot chicks
and the guys
he tills dirt
walks in muck
he gets dirtÂ
off his truck
he thinks of sex
gets high
he of the Lord
Most High
he prays
he plays
he thirsts for a brew
